Portraits of Hookwarts' Most Distinguished Witches and Wizards
Like the portraits that grace the halls of Hogwarts, these enchanted paintings capture the essence of legendary figures from Hookwarts history. The subjects are known to shift and stir within their frames, and if you listen closely, they may share their wisdom with those who seek it. Click on any portrait to hear their story.
Headmaster of Hookwarts (1957-1976)
The Golden Era
Led Hookwarts to three National Magical Championships and revolutionized defensive spell theory
Strategic Divination - could foresee opponent tactics and adapt instantly
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Magic is what happens when will meets wisdom.”
Champion Duelist and Defensive Magic Professor
The Thunder Years (1974-1977)
Won the prestigious Heisman Hex Award and was known as the most unstoppable duelist in Hookwarts history
Unstoppable Charge - could power through any shield spell with pure magical force
“They may knock you down, but they cannot stop you from rising. Magic rewards those who refuse to quit.”
Professor of Divination and Cosmic Magic
Modern Era
Discovered the relationship between time, space, and magical consciousness
Temporal Perception - can see all possible timelines and realities simultaneously
“Alright, alright, alright. Time is a flat circle, and magic is just us learning to bend it.”
Wandmaster and Musical Enchantments Professor
The Outlaw Era
Created the legendary wand "Trigger" and pioneered spell-casting through music
Harmonic Spellweaving - could cast spells through guitar melodies
“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you will start having positive results. Same goes for magic.”
Professor of Herbology and Environmental Magic
The Beautification Era (1960s-1970s)
Transformed Hookwarts grounds into a magical botanical paradise and founded the Bluebonnet Preservation Society
Flora Vitalis - could communicate with and command all plant life
“Where flowers bloom, so does hope. Where magic grows, so does wisdom.”
Professor of Magical Law and Ethics
The Voice Era (1970s-1990s)
Reformed the Magical Council of Texas and championed equal rights for all magical beings
Voice of Truth - her words carried binding magical authority that compelled honesty
“What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as its promise, and magic as pure as its potential.”
Master of Meditation Magic and Herbology
The Rushing Record Era (1998-1999)
Set the all-time record for rushing spell-casts in a single season
Zen Focus - could enter a meditative state that made him untouchable in duels
“The obstacle is the path. Every challenge is an opportunity to grow stronger in your magic.”
Headmaster and National Championship Winner
The Championship Era (1998-2013)
Led Hookwarts to the 2005 National Championship, defeating the dark wizards of USC
Unifying Charm - could inspire loyalty and bring together witches and wizards from all houses
“We are going to win or lose together. One team, one heartbeat, one magic.”
Legendary Dual-Threat Spellcaster
The Rose Era (2006)
Orchestrated the miraculous Rose Bowl victory with the greatest display of clutch magic ever witnessed
Clutch Manifestation - magic grew exponentially stronger in crucial moments
“I am going to do what I have to do to win. When the game is on the line, that is when legends are made.”